Me when I walk with my mom somewhere
are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell
somehow I’m both
the shocking truth is revealed
"go away mom, i’m eating commander crunch"
You know who else had Commander crunch?
FIRST OF ALL: HOW DARE YOU
Me: What is it doctor?
Reblog if your parents would flip shit about your blog
*deletes selfie like it never happened*
\my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard
baby, i don’t care about your stomach
or your legs
or how big your boobs are
i don’t care about you at all
leave me alone
|—||Anonymous (via poppykeanxo)|