me
lulz-time:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 
are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell
somehow I’m both

lulz-time:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 

are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell

somehow I’m both

audiconnie:

doctor-john-winchester:

zedena:

mausspace:

the shocking truth is revealed

"go away mom, i’m eating commander crunch"

You know who else had Commander crunch?


FIRST OF ALL: HOW DARE YOU

audiconnie:

doctor-john-winchester:

zedena:

mausspace:

the shocking truth is revealed

"go away mom, i’m eating commander crunch"

You know who else had Commander crunch?

FIRST OF ALL: HOW DARE YOU

greatfatsby:

Me: What is it doctor?

Doctor:

image

thelovablesambo:

Reblog if your parents would flip shit about your blog

thelovablesambo:

Reblog if your parents would flip shit about your blog

beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

\my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

nickelode0n:

baby, i don’t care about your stomach

or your legs

or how big your boobs are

i don’t care about you at all

leave me alone

Blowing out someone else’s candle won’t make yours shine brighter
Anonymous (via poppykeanxo)