when people barge into my room without asking…
"how’d you learn to read so fast?"
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.
I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.
so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic
how exactly could you have come remotely close to that conclusion
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why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone
and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with
we’re all looking at you here zeus
Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
mood: the face chris evans makes when his picture is being taken at a red carpet event